Golden Globes 2014

I could barely even come up with worst dresseds…There were so many fabulous dresses…ohmigosh I was dying. My worst dresseds were actually a little shocking. Maybe they were trying to take risks and they didn’t really work out? My favorite colors this awards show were surprisingly red and black. You’d think that red would sink in with the carpet, but they were all stand outs and the black dresses were amazing…Look below and tell me your favs!

Allison Williams
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Elizabeth Moss
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Cate Blanchett
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Anna Gunn
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Amy Poehler – She is killing this black dress. Simple and sophisticated with a little bit of fun.amy-poehler

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Kerry Washington – She actually looks like she could be playing Olivia Pope right now, but I glad she doesn’t look like Drew Barrymore.kerry-washington

Hayden Panettiere – not a fan of the hair, but the dress is pretty good.hayden-panettiere

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Julia Roberts julia-roberts

Julie Bowen – I actually liked this. The sleeves are a tiny bit poofy, but I love the colors together and she’s freaking tiny!julie-bowen

Sofia Vergara – I love that this is different than her usual mermaid gown. It’s like princess Sofia.sofia-vergara

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Sarah Hyland – I think she looks a little plain Jane here…the dress and the makeup…sarah-hyland

Jessica Chastain – Gorg as usual.jessica-chastain

Tina Fey – Different for her…still deciding if I like it or not…tina-fey

Reese Witherspoon – Slightly underwhelming, but the color makes it fantastic.reese-witherspoon

Paula Patton – I’m not entirely sure if she stole this dress from Lady Gaga, but I’m pretty sure you can see her abs through her dress. Gah. She still looks great. And there is something that I’m loving about it anyway.paula-patton

Maria Menounos – She probably has one of the best bodies ever. Kill me.maria-menounos

Kaley Cuoco

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Lena Dunham – Umm she looks great! I love this…it’s still Lena, but I’m loving her!lena-dunham

Zosia Mamet – so classy for my Zosia!

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Emma Robertsemma-roberts

Worsts

Amber Heard – This slit it worse than the Angelina from last year and I don’t know if she has animals hiding in her hair or she got electrocuted and didn’t have time to re-do it?amber-heard

Jennifer Lawrence – I’m really sad about this one. I just don’t love it. One of my friends posted a picture of her next to Ariel from the Little Mermaid when she’s in the rope and sheets…I died laughing so I had to repost. It’s true. That’s what it looks like.jennifer-lawrence612025_1294095550198_full

Heidi Klum – Twice in a row for her…I don’t know why she keeps picking ugly prints. And it’s also not the early 90’s so I don’t know where that choker came from.

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Drew Barrymore – Again with the bad pregnant dresses. (Drew – see Olivia Wilde). These are so unflattering and I could pick flowers off of you.

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Sanda Bullock – This looks WAY too big on her and I’m not sure I love the colors together. It looks prom-ish.sandra-bullock

Zoe Saldana – There is really a lot going on here and I really don’t like any part of it. It’s just too much.
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Aubrey Plaza – Purple People Eater? It doesn’t really fit her…and it looks unfinished on the bottom.
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Bests

Taylor Swift – I like this because it’s not sequined or metallic and that’s her go-to. Gorg.taylor-swift

Leslie Mann – She never does black so I’m loving this…plus the lace on top is gorgeous.leslie-mann

Mila Kunis – I love this metallic number on her. Flawless makeup as usual.mila-kunis

Jenna Dewan-Tatum – She had a baby less than a year ago…ugh. I love the detail on the dress. Not overdone.jenna-dewan-tatum

Naomi Watts РI love the way the metallic sheen hugs her in all the right places. naomi-watts-liev-schreiber

Kate Beckinsale – Don’t hate me because I’m perfect.kate-beckinsale

Olivia Wilde – Umm cutest pregnant lady ever? This color is amazing.
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Michelle Dockery – She’s always so elegant. I love the shape and color on her.
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Amy Adams – I love the two tone red. She looks flawless. I want her body.amy-adams

Met Gala 2012

The Met Gala…another event for me to see amazing dresses and judge celebrities who makes bad fashion choices. This year I didn’t love that many dresses. Last year there were some amazing choices. This year there were some good ones and some bad ones, with a few great ones thrown in. Let me know what you guys think!

Florence Welch is my favorite. She is so off the wall in her wardrobe choices. She looks like a giant cupcake right here and I like it. I love the detail in this dress. Would I wear it? No, but I love it and it’s perfect on her.

I think Nina Dobrev is one of the most beautiful new stars on the red carpet. At first I didn’t love this dress, but it looks so good on her and against her skin tone that the more I look at it the more I love it. Plus her hair and makeup are perfect.

I usually think Lily Collins is the cutest, but she looks a little bit polygamist here…:( At least she doesn’t have a braid down past her behind. Then I would have been worried.

Anna Rubik…I think I can see her lady parts…also, her hip bones look disgusting. Let’s get real, I’m just jealous that her legs are that long, but she looks dumber than Angelina did at the Oscars.

Rooney Mara always looks so severe, which I guess is what she’s trying to go for. I don’t like this one though. She is kind of hit or miss for me.

Chloe Sevigny looks like a prostitute in a disco ball. I hate this and don’t know why she would wear this to the Met Ball, let alone anywhere.

Christina Ricci had one of my favorite dresses of the night. It was just so different. Just love.

Feathered Friends

Cate Blanchett’s dress just makes me hot to look at. I don’t think I could wear that. I feel like I would just be sweating all night. However in a weird way I love it on her. Her makeup and hair look gorgeous though. Diane Krueger, however, who is usually one of my favorites, looks like she raided Lady Gaga’s closet, cut a dress in half, and sewed it to the bottom of hers. Either that or she killed the Cookie Monster…wait I think he’s blue. Whatever. It looks too big on her. I think I would like this a lot if it has been tighter because the color is beautiful and the hair/feathers/fur (whatever that stuff is) looks kinda pretty.

Another dress with a touch of feathers…It’s almost like a combination of the two above. Black with purple…I think Beyonce is a little crazy. I don’t like how see through the dress is. I think it is one of the most intriguing of the night and looks amazing on her.

Bianca Brandolini and Lana del Rey went with capes, which I think pushed both of their dresses a little bit overboard. Lana looks amazing though. Bianca looks like she got touched by King Midas and the dress just looks heavy.

Biggest color of the night?

ORANGE!!!

And boy did it looks fantastic…minus Kirsten Dunst’s Rodarte choice over there? Did you not want a chance to dress up and look amazing? Because you look angry and manly. O and old. Wear that when you’re 60 and we’ll talk. Ginnfer Goodwin minus the shoes and hair looks so great. I love her. Kristen Bell and Katharine McPhee picked dresses that played up their shape and coloring so amazingly. Eva Mendes has the increasingly popular peplum on. I love the color on her, but I’m not such a fan of the top’s design.

Now for some more brights…

Can I tell you how much I love Emily Blunt? This has got to be the perfect color for her. Until she wears another dress and then I love that on her. She always looks great. Love the cut out back.

Julianne Hough looks like a deflated Barbie. Don’t like. Only Reese Witherspoon can try to pull off Barbie and get away with it.

I do not like Jamie King’s dress, hair, or jewelry. At all. She should have stayed blonde. That’s all.

Emma Stone’s dress is a little bit off for me, but I can’t quite pinpoint why. I guess it totally fits her age, so it kinda works. I guess it’s just not the dress I would choose if I was going.

Apparently one of the biggest trends of the Gala this year was a yellow peplum dress. I love ALL of these. Solange wins by far, because January Jones’ reminds me slightly of X-men and Emma’s is a little bit wrinkled. Solange’s hair is AMAZING and I don’t think you could get a dress to fit better, but they all look so good.

Which leads me to this peplum on Elizabeth Banks….GAG!!! There is way too much going on. The peplum is big enough to fit a small child under (maybe she’s keeping the child who made the dress in there in case of a fashion emergency?), The sleeve could be cool, without the giant peplum going on at the same time. And there are about 67 different patterns going on. I just don’t like it. She also should have done a super dramatic eye with a dress like this, but her face is too plain. Big miss!!!

I really really like this dress on Amber Heard…however, I think that the hair and makeup are a total miss. She should have done a cute pink lip. The hair makes her jaw look too strong. I do love the train though.

I usually think that Jessica Chastain looks beautiful…but I do not like this. I think this is a weird design. I think he hair looks typical. And I think her makeup makes her look washed out. This is me disappointed.

Paul Patton looks perfect in purple!

I love that SJP always goes for a different looks. She never follows the norm. Her floral print, long sleeve gown is perfection! I also love that her hair is flowy to match the ambiance of the dress.

Hilary Swank looks gorg!

I absolutely HATE this dress. I think the length cuts off her legs, especially with the weird bootie shoes, and I do not like the pattern. Her hair looks great, but such a bad choice of dress.

 

Golden Globes 2012

Elle McPherson
I think I’m regretting not putting her on my best dressed now. The only reason I didn’t was because it slightly resembled a wedding dress…but she looks amazing.

Heidi Klum
I thought she looked great and I loved the necklace.

Charlize Theron
Not sure how I feel about this dress, but she looks good in everything. I never see pick anything terrible.

Sophia Vergara
I really like this. I love the bottom.

Julie Bowen
This looks like a dress that Taylor Swift would wear and I don’t like her hair, but it’s not the worst thing ever.

Natalie Portman
I think she looks gorgeous, but she looks a little bit plain. The color is pretty on her though.

Paula Patton
I love this. That’s all.

Claire Danes
I think this is super interesting. I didn’t love the front, but I like the back a lot.

Emma Stone
Gorgeous and I love the color…I just don’t know what’s up with the belt. It looks like a cowboy/western thing…?

Angelina Jolie
I almost put her on the worst dressed…Fashion Police loved it and I did NOT. I thought it washed her out and made her body look funny. I thought her face looked super harsh too. But it wasn’t as bad as the ones I picked for worst.

Amber Riley
I actually really liked this on her. I think she looked really good. The dress fit her so well.

Dianna Agron
I actually kind of liked this. A lot of people didn’t, but I thought it was way different and fun.

Evan Rachel Wood
I can’t decide about this dress. She looks like a giant snake-peacock, but I sort of like it in a weird way…but I would never wear it.

Nicole Kidman
This dress fit her perfectly, but it makes her look so white. I think the dress is pretty, just not on her.

Mila Kunis
I think she looks pretty, but its not my favorite. She looks better in a colored dress and I like her better with a little bit of light in her hair.

Nicole Richie
I actually love this. And her hair. I also thought about this for best dressed, but it was a tiny bit loose so I didn’t.

Lea Michele
I just can’t decide. I think this would look so much better on someone else. It’s too old for her. She’s trying to hard, but she still looks so pretty.

Selma Hayek
I actually really like this. It’s totally different and fun.

Sarah Hyland
I always like the dresses she picks out. She’s so cute. I love the lace around the center.

Zooey Deschanel
I love this dress, but I don’t like her hair. I wish it was totally straight or up. The dress is perfect for her.

Worst Dressed
Rooney Mara
She always looks so angry and bored. And this is the most predictable dress for her. It looks the same as all the other ones she has worn recently. I didn’t like the whole look.

Jessica Biel
This makes me sad cuz she is so pretty, but she looks like a polygamist.

Kate Winslet
For some reason, overall I just didn’t like her tonight. The dress was boring and didn’t flatter her.

Madonna
Ummm…too tight. Weird. Glove? Are you Michael Jackson? What’s with the necklace?

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Is this for real a tie-dye dress? Did she spill a slushie on it? It’s also the size of Jupiter.

Tilda Swinton
I just think she’s so weird. She could wear something normal.

Best Dressed
Kate Beckinsale
She is perfect. I love the shape of this dress. Everything about this is flawless.

Jessica Alba
Again…perfection. I have nothing to complain about.

Kristin Wigg
Some people may disagree with me, but she looks so good. This is perfect on her. I love that it’s all so simple.

George and Stacey
She is very simple, but if he anywhere in the picture we’re good to go.

Reese Witherspoon
I LOVE this. Her hair. The shape. The color. She looks amazing.