Back Off! I Don’t Want Your Sales Pitch

Back Off! I Don’t Want Your Sales Pitch

I don’t want your oils, Karen.

Or your nail polish that’s not nail polish, Susan.

Look, whatever pyramid you’re climbing today, no matter how high, healthy, or cool – I’m good. 

If I don’t reply to your first invite (and I won’t) – let it go and leave me out of it.

Good for you, you’ve found a product you can really get behind.

I, for one, value products I can buy without becoming a slave to them.

I’m perfectly happy with my “less than superior” 100% food-grade essential oils from Whole Foods or Target.

I’m also completely content with my drug store rapid dry nail polish.

I find brush strokes more comforting and mature than stickers.

At the end of the day, after all your sales pitches, my nerves are so damn bad that I’m gonna bite that shit off anyway.

Good luck in your endeavors, but please, just take my silence as a polite refusal of your new-found expert services.

In other words… BACK OFF!

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Currently residing between the swamps of Southeast Louisiana with my husband and our four children, adopted nephew and numerous pets, I am 100% Pisces and on a path of self discovery. An Aspie with ADHD, I have a tendency to make things really fun or super awkward. I'm also a cinephile with a particular fondness for horror and cheesy B movies. A complete geek for all things comics: the books, movies, and the toys. Sometimes I write.

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